Zynga Facebook Games

Are you addicted to Facebook games? If yes, then you know Zynga. It's the creator of famous Facebook games, and their games is actually 4 of the top 5 games. Here's a list of the top 12 Facebook games in case you are wondering (like me lol). Are your games among the top 12?

Incidentally, Zynga is also in the news not just because of the games but because of how they are running the company. It really surprised me that such company with good game products will treat their employees this way. More of the story here.

Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,I Want It Now,Someone Else Is To Blame,I'm A Victim.Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, do nothing.


This is an FB status that I think rings truth. Just glad to know that most of these laws are not yet in place here. Though I can see them slowly coming in place, starting with parents are not allowed to give corporal punishment to their children (House Bill 682 and Senate Bill 1812)

Happily Married Husband and Wife Week

One of the most visited posts in my blog is Husband and Wife Week and this is another FB status I found which is sweet

Happily Married Husband and Wife Week -- If your spouse is still your best friend, works extremely hard, has been with you through triumphs and tragedies, who loves you when you're at your worst, and whom you are PROUD to be married to, copy and paste to your status....

Deadly Penguins

PLEASE post this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by Penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by Penguins. Another 28% won't because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Penguinapocalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.

Another FB funny status I saw from one of my FB friends

Free Facebook + Johnny Depp

On December 25th, 2012 Facebook will start charging you for your account. But if you get naked, stand on your dining room table, do the Macarena while singing ''I Will Survive'', then, & only then, will Johnny Depp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Paste this to your walls or YOU will be transformed into a goblin. :)

Another FB funny status from my FB friends

Facebook Addict

You know you have a problem when you're reading the newspaper and start looking for the like button.

Well, unless of course you're like me who reads the daily news on FB news pages lol

FB Mental

I found this in one of my FB friends' status and I couldn't agree more lol

TO ALL MY FELLOW NUTS -I just realized.. We sit and stare at a screen..We talk to ourselves... We have imaginary friends and farms, cities and fake animals...we cook imaginary food in imaginary bakery's... We poke people and think its ok...we even write on walls... Think about it... Facebook is a mental hospital and we are all patients. Feel free to steal this...I just did! Party in my ward!!

Facebook Feature Alert: Tag People Without Their Surname

There's a new Facebook tagging feature. We're no allowed to tag people without their surname. How? Read here

Husband and Wife Week

I like this kind of FB statuses and mine would be

Husband and Wife Week -- If your spouse is your best friend, who works hard for you, who has been with you through thick and thin, who loves you when you're at your worst, and whom you are PROUD to be married to, copy and paste this with the year you were married - 201_.

FB Virus Warning - Hazardous to Health

One of the things I like about FB is that there are funny statuses from friends (real or virtual) that just make me laugh.

WARNING!!!! THIS IS THE WORST VIRUS EVER TO HIT FACEBOOK*** New virus on FB!!!...The ASTC Virus ( Arse Stuck to Chair) The virus glues you to your chair for several hours! No housework will be done, children will starve and the dog will not get it's walk. You're likely to lose all contact to the outside world. Put this on your status - It may be too late for most but you might save a few neighbours!!

from an FB friend - hand sanitizer

I'm developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 0.01% of the germs that the others don't........ I'm gonna make a fortune !!!!!

Picbadges

Ever wonder what Facebook picbadges are? I see them all around my FB friends and got curious so I searched what they are for. I thought they're just pins and in a way they are. They are a cool way of expressing yourself by adding a visual statement to your profile picture. This statement can be anything from a cause, brand, belief, or just what you want to say.

Some of the cool picbadges can be found here .

Now I'm thinking if I'll use this

or this

What do you think? :)





Disclaimer: This isnt a paid site of that link, was just browsing and sharing stuffs.