Why Women Gain Weight

I just found out!!!! With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy , we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius !!

We should be loved

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

On Girls

Girls are like phones.

We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!