Stop eating....

Shared by a friend from her 6 year-old son.

"Mommy, my butt is eating my underpants!"

Unconditional Love

From an ex-co-worker's FB status:

Daddy (co-worker): Do you love daddy?
His son: Yes, because you have a touch-screen phone (which he was playing)
Daddy: What if I don't have a touch-screen phone?
His son: I'll still love you because you don't have a touch-screen phone

Haggling Tactics

My nephew, on his 4th birthday, doesn't want to wear his new formal shoes. He prefers wearing his red rubber shoes, red being his favorite color. Now, he eagerly wants to open his presents. His mom, my sister, told him he can open them if he'll wear his shoes.

Nephew: I'll wear my shoes then I'll open the gifts then can I take my shoes off after that?