Credit

Give credit where it's due. Pay your credit when it's past due.

This is from Chokoleit's twit, one among the good comedians we have

Best Out-of-Office Email

For the workaholics out there who can't get away from work even when on vacation, this is really for you. Glad to know I still don't need this yet. lol

Foot Prints

Some people come into our lives and leave foot prints in our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Deadly Penguins

PLEASE post this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by Penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by Penguins. Another 28% won't because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Penguinapocalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.

Another FB funny status I saw from one of my FB friends

Sexy Belly?

Word of advice. Don't try to act sexy when your belly is hanging over your jeans.. That's just NASTY LOOKING..*Just saying *


And I really need to push myself to exercise lol

Maturity

I'm mature enough to forgive people, but I'm not DAFT enough to trust them!

Are you a car?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Listen to Your Heart

Always listen to your heart...it's on your left side..but it's always right!

This made me laugh, but based on experience, what your heart wants is what will give you peace and happiness.

Dear Smokers

"Dear Smokers,

Please get a plastic bag and cover yourself whenever you want to start smoking to enable you to enjoy the smoke 100% by yourself. I don't want any percentage of it nor do my friends who don't smoke. Don't kill me if you want to kill yourself.

P.S.: Copy and paste this message at your profile to support the keep-smoke-away Campaign"

I just saw this from a friend's FB stat who also have a skype status to that effect on smokers, and I cant help but say, "A very nice idea!" lol

No Sleep

I found this in one of my FB friend's Status Shuffle

It was one of those long, not able to sleep kind of nights which means it's going to be one of those long, not able to stay awake kind of days!

And I definitely agree!

On Girls

Girls are like phones.

We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

from an FB friend - hand sanitizer

I'm developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 0.01% of the germs that the others don't........ I'm gonna make a fortune !!!!!

Law of Friendship

Friendship has one law:

Never make your friends feel that they are alone

So,


Disturb them as much as you can. Hahaha

Hardwork and Laziness

Hardwork pays off in the future...Laziness pays off NOW!
I feel lazy today...hohum =D

-- now, this I like hahaha